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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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