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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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