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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rocky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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