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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Maggie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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