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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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