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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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