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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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