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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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