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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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