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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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