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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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