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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Molly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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