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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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