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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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