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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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