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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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