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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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