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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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