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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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