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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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