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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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