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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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