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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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