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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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