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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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