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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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