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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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