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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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