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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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