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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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