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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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