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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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