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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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