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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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