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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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