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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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