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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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