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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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