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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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