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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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