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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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