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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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