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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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