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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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