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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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