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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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