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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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