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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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