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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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