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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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