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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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