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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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