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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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