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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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